…is in Algarrobo. Where’s that? In Chile. In the San Alfonso del Mar Resort. That thing is nearly a kilometer long and holds 66 million gallons of water [via Neatorama]. Of course, Dubai is pissed that it doesn’t have something as large and is rumored to be promptly building something just as large. Yeah, we know Dubai is in the desert but if you haven’t heard they already have an indoor ski slope so what’s so great about a large body of unfrozen water?